Notable Quotes

"Dictating to dictators doesn't work; they are congenitally delusional about their own indispensibility".
                                                                               - Joe Klein, Time Magazine

"Without the crucial check of a free press - or independent legislatures and courts - democracy exists in name only".
                                                                              - Hannah Beech, Time Magazine

"Certainity about the next life is incompatible with tolerance in this one".
                                                                               - Sam Harris


I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
I was sad because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Curiousity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
Okay, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Everybody has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
                                                                                     - Steven Wright